Get your juices flowing at the Velveteen Valley

Get your juices flowing at the Velveteen Valley

For all things glamorous, glittery and giggly make sure we see your pretty faces on Saturday night in “The Velveteen Valley” staged in Nozstock’s theatre “The Bantam of the Opera”. The fun will be kicking off at 12pm and we have a jam packed line up until the sun comes up…..5 hours……..12 acts…….good times!

Brighton based DJ Lapis will be opening the show with his eclectic blend of beats, from Balkan to swing to Disney and many more!…And if that doesn’t get your hips shaking Pearl Boheme surely will…the queen of Tribal Fusion Belly Dance will be here to delight, hypnotize and entertain you. Just to mix it up a wee bit more, Conlon and Hunt will be flabbergasting us with their circus trickery- be prepared to laugh in the face of danger, death or possibly just humiliation!

If this isn’t quirky enough for you already…you better stick around to check out the experimental cabaret collective that is The Late Night Shop. The five different acts invert, subvert and rewrite traditional cabaret, with an addition humorous slant. And after the glitz and the glam, it’s time for even more humor with Comedian Owen Niblock….described by Russell Howard as ‘a very funny man’……that’s sounds…well…funny to us!

Next up is the legendary Keda Breeze, renowned in the Burlesque world for her creation of visually stunning performance art- you’d be nuts to miss the forerunner in the British Cabaret scene. Now….CALLING ALL SINGLE PEOPLE! The Ouse Valley Singles Club is a singles club with a difference, armed with the power of a Ukulele, host Andy entertains the audience with his wit and experiences.  And if that’s not all too fantabulous to handle, Remnants will be wowing us with their amalgamation of acrobatics, dance and theatre!

Finally, ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce our ring-mistress….Ophelia Bitz! With a reputation for stealing hearts, drinks and anything else not nailed to the table- hang onto your hats! Be prepared for a sideshow stunts and a hell of a good show! See you there lovely people!