Something special for the grown ups

Something special for the grown ups

You lucky, lucky people of Nozstock, do we have a treat in store for you! As the sun sets over the Dingle, the Bantam of the Opera Theatre transforms into a realm decadence and delight in The Velveteen Valley.


Join Ophelia Bitz , the smut peddling pin up, through a journey of erotic cinema, slapstick comedy and porno sing alongs. ArtWank seeks to stir debate amongst you dashing modern people about the nature of human sexuality. The show will make you hoot with laughter at every available opportunity. Rolling in the aisles helpless with mirth is vigorously encouraged, even for snort-laughers.

Taking all the very best, sauciest, silliest and most interesting developments from the speak-easy style ArtWank! events and brand new songs, 2012’s show is a more refined, linear and directly political affair, studded liberally with rare antique skin flicks and crimes against pop music.

Seeking neither to condone nor condemn pornography, ArtWank’s aims are compassionate debate of contemporary sexuality and the use of cabaret for explicitly political purposes.

Venus – Goddess of Beauty and Love

A night of all thing burlesque. Hosted by the Goddess Hotcake Kitty!. Featuring a plethora of burlesque beauties including The Glitter Kittens, Pink Elephants, Amber Rosia, Oh! Carolina and Betsey Blaze.


Artemis – Lady of wild things and huntsman to the gods

Saturday late is set for an intriguing mash up of variety cabaret for your entertainment and amazement. Your ring mistress Ophelia Bitz will bring her own brand of fabulous filth as she leads you through a naughtily behaved night. Presenting a rounded programme of humour, song and music, let us take you on a journey along the incredible, the dark and the downright electrifying.

Featuring –
Basschimp – Brighton based DJ playng a variety of styles from swing & hip hop, gypsy, balkan, drum & bass, jungle, hardtek, hardcore and of course, breakbeat. The Grindshow Massacre – leading Alt-Magician Dee Christopher and Rock n Roll Gorelesque Starlet Clare Lepard. Owen Niblock – Comedian, geek, weirdo. Amber Rosia and Beulah Bell – Burlesque. Baubo – Diverse solo and group belly dancing with fascinating prop work. Marielle – Contortionist and acrobalance. Tom Hunt – a talented young Bristol-based circus and physical theatre performer with a wide array of diverse and versatile skills. Ouse Valley Singles club – a sound has been described as George Formby meets the Arctic Monkeys and is a cabaret show that blends Vaudevillian and working men’s club values into one.

Comments (1)

  • Gareth

    I can’t wait 😀